Tired of waking up to a rude, raucous ALARM CLOCK? There’s nothing more dependable, cozier, and more friendly than the gentle urging of a cat to rouse you in the morning. You’ll never have to worry about getting late to work after a nighttime power outage, forgetting to set the alarm ~ SMASHING the damn alarm to smithereens!
All you need to do is to wake up on time for a couple of days, rouse the cat ~ and feed her some yummy treats. I guarantee kitty will wake you up at the exact same time (within 2 minutes, max) forevermore. All you need to do is to feed her a couple of treats upon waking.
No matter how hard you’re sleeping, how hungover, how bone-tired ~ Oscar the Cat WILL wake you up. If a quiet meow doesn’t work; she’ll try a little more assertive MEOOOWWWW. . . Then crawl up on the bed and plant herself on your back . . . Dig gently into your side . . . Lick your face with her sandpaper tongue . . .
I guarantee you WILL wake up. Even on weekends, holidays, Christmas – New Years. Well, you might try an automatic pet feeder that pops open at a fixed time. I have one. It’s battery-powered, but the time is plus/minus fifteen minutes or so ~ not good enough for Oscar the Cat. You’d need a digital feeder accurate to, at most, 5 minutes.
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